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I was at sonic and someone whistled at me from their car and I didn’t know what to do so I just screamed satan and then got in my car and went home

— 1 month ago with 1 note

nicnolashoult:

IF UR A BOY AND UR VOICE CRACKS DO NOT BE ASHAMED IT IS CUTE AND MAKES ME FLAIL ON THE INSIDE IN SHARP OUTBURSTS OF EXCITEMENT AND HAPPY

(via hipster-trichster)

— 1 month ago with 107652 notes

omgphantastic:

they are expected to receive their Oscars in 2015

(Source: paid-in-starbucks, via hipster-trichster)

— 1 month ago with 222194 notes

urbancatfitters:

i wish i was a cute youtuber but im boring and bad at everything

(Source: urbancatfitters, via hate)

— 1 month ago with 381749 notes

harmonizingly:

The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.

(via officialwhitegirls)

— 1 month ago with 437772 notes

jpgay:

when ur eating something soft and hear a crunch

image

(via shouldnt)

— 1 month ago with 300739 notes
mortem-ex-supra:

catchez:

onlylolgifs:

Water balloon popped in zero gravity

STOP SHITTING ME

if you don’t want this on your dash, you’re lying

mortem-ex-supra:

catchez:

onlylolgifs:

Water balloon popped in zero gravity

STOP SHITTING ME

if you don’t want this on your dash, you’re lying

(via laughbitches)

— 1 month ago with 294223 notes

littlebitoftroyler:

restlesslyaspiring:

fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseimage

And wear it to the nearest major city 

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

COME ON PEOPLE SIGNAL BOOST

Note this NOW!!!!

(Source: writeaboutmysins-theyregospel, via theunstablealice)

— 1 month ago with 570106 notes

meanplastic:

vinebox:

White people be like ..

i cant stop watching this vine he is so cute

(Source: vinebox, via hate)

— 1 month ago with 158176 notes

zkac:

  • just because
  • i disagree with you
  • does not mean
  • i am not your friend

(via lubricates)

— 2 months ago with 420622 notes

datheathen:

ivanhattori:

asslikemattfacelikegilinsky:

flavolaval:

listoflifehacks:

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Men of tumblr. Your duty awaits

im just waiting for them to post pictures of themselves in these dresses

What started off as a joke has now done nothing but make me feel pretty… 

Am I doing it right?

(via nowyoukno)

— 2 months ago with 127789 notes